shylalen:

curvedbullets:

jazzybuns:

becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

Lmao!! Please don’t give me that look! 😂😂😂😭😭😭

Lmaooooo this was the best fucking video 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lmao those eyes though.


5sosmichael:

snorluke:

hotdamn5sos:

06/21/2014

He’s so wasted omg

OH MY GOD

(Source: hotdamn5sos)


1m-n0t-cr4zy-1-swe4r:

boundtothewater:

ashfirin:

please watch this video of a deer having a temper tantrum because no one will feed him

feed him

this is literally me when my parents say “but you just ate”

(Source: weheartit.com)

tastefullyoffensive:

The face of a new father of quadruplets… [x]

clinicalum:

Extra, extra! Read all about it! (insp.)

7/22/14 (x)

(Source: whatamarveloustune13)

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

  • me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
  • announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

favorite outfits → part two

(Source: countessofstrathearn)

weavemunchers:

When your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about

image

ridge:

ME

babygoatsandfriends:


Today I am lambsitting. He’s 4 days old. The mum had twins and rejected him. He’s doing well on bottles though. :) (source)

shezuschrist:

I have not stopped laughing

oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets

(Source: cashewmonster)